We'll leave them be for now...
Oh, okay...Roxanne is wondering if she should start to see a doctor about the baby chimes she keeps hearing. It's starting to disturb her a little...
Anyways, deciding that it's time to get back to parenting, she starts to teach Max how to walk.
By the time night falls, Max has this walking thing figured out.
And Roxie's starting to have a familiar but unpleasant sensation...
You're supposed to go in the toilet, not through it! Also, why'd you go to the boys' room? Yours is right there!
Roxanne screwy logic aside, it's time for some birthdays! YAY! Andrew and Alexa are about to enter the world of hormones and Roxanne is bracing herself for the worst. Max on the other hand, is just content to sit in his high chair.
I find it funny our new maid is more enthusiastic than anyone in the family.
Have you ever heard of Murphy's Law? You know, the "anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" Yeah...it happens.
Apparently Roxanne ordered the especially flammable flavor.
Typical of boys and his soon to be teen status, Andrew doesn't mind the flames in the background. He thinks it's cool.
Such a boy...
Max, on the other hand, is totally oblivious that he could have potentially been an orphan and he's content to sit in his super gross high chair. Maid lady! Clean it!
The flames die down, and amid the chaos, Andrew ages up.
Roxanne is kind of freaking out now that her little boy is now...a big boy.
Alexa's cake goes much better than her brother's.
I won't say much about her fashion sense, but Alexa's quite the lady now.
Actually, she doesn't look half bad for randomly generated clothes.
This next part is one of my favorite moments ever. After finishing his cake, Andrew picks up his little brother and plays with him...
And then goes and cleans his messy high chair. I didn't tell him to do any of this. Andrew did it of his own free will.
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Not only is it the twins' birthday, it's Max's as well! PARTY IN THE HOW-SE!
I think Roxanne had to make a quick bathroom break between kids. You know how morning sickness is...
So here's some snapshots of the kids all grow'd up!
Alexa
I think she was blinking here. But she also has very narrow eyes.
Andrew
Also, I'm apologizing in advance because, you're gonna see this hairstyle a lot. I don't have many expansions. My poor computer can't handle it. One day it might...
Max
Seriously, I think he's one of the most attractive children Roxanne has had. (wait until he grows up! ;)
Hey guess what happened while everyone was posing for the creator's picture-fest?!
If you guessed rampaging llamas, you're right! Oh wait, never mind...
You guessed it! Roxanne is expecting once again! (And if you didn't, what are you doing here? This is a hundred baby challenge after all...)
Now that the kids are older, Roxanne feels a lot more comfortable telling her oldest two she's expecting again.
She thinks her oldest daughter is an excellent first choice.
"Alexa, I'm pregnant!"
"Oh! So that's why you're wearing the ugly sheep nightgown."
"...Shut up, it's the only thing that fits."
While that didn't go over as smoothly as she would have liked, Roxanne decides to flaunt her belly in style. That's right...
Pregnant Lady on a Motorcyle
Despite the fact she's had three children already, Roxanne decides to reread some of the pregnancy books. She also is getting a sense that there's definitely more than one baby inside.
After a trip to the day spa, Roxanne decides to do some bonding with her daughter.
Max, on the other hand, has been worried that his mom is getting fat for some odd reason. Instead she tells him that that there's a little brother or sister in there. Potentially both, she's pretty sure it's multiples.
"So there's a baby in there?"
"Bab-ies."
"Well, how'd they get in there?"
"Uh..."
Awkward questions aside, Roxanne manages to distract Max long enough to evade the question and Andrew and Alexa take over in the watching children department.
The family that games together...(Sorry Andrew!)
Roxanne moves upstairs to do some dancing, as it's the only physical exercise she feels comfortable doing this far along in her pregnancy.
I love how Alexa and Andrew sit together. Although poor Max in the back...
Before the kids get home from school, Roxanne goes into labor again.
She decides to have the babies born here at home. After all, she's had three already. How bad could this one be?
She had to ask. Alexa and Andrew don't take well to pregnancy and proceed to freak out.
"Mom! Shouldn't you be at the hospital?!"
"Do we need to get hot water?!"
"I don't know, I've never had a baby, you nutjob!"
After freaking out for about two minutes the twins decide they have better things to do than assist in the birth of their younger siblings.
"Mom, it's great you're having a baby and all, but we're gonna go do homework now."
"This is the part where the baby comes out?! I thought there was magic involved in it!"
Here's one...
Max was sort of right...there are sparkles involved.
And here's three. Roxanne discovered she was woefully underprepared for triplets, so she had a nursery built off of the girls' room.
I apologize in advance, readers, because you're going to see this room A LOT.
D'awwww!
Not sure which baby this is...when they're this small I can never remember.
Meet Bianca, Beckham and Bertram.
Bianca
It appears that the green hair must be a girl only trait...
Beckham
He likes to be shirtless. Shirts are for wimps and girls.
Bertram
Boys will be boys...
I'm finally glad we got this chapter done. More craziness and babies are to follow! Stay tuned!
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