Chapter 2: In Which I Hijack the Plot part 2

This chapter could alternately be titled: Cutesy Family Moments.

 

While Andrew is disappointed that his marshmellows all got burned (burned marshmellows are delicious), something sinister lurks in the shadows.

 

Yeah, the burglar didn't take anything, but she drove away...after beating up the cop. Nice to know our cops are doing great...

 

Max slept through the whole thing. Aww, cute little guy.

See? Happiest baby.

*dies from cuteness*

 

So the burglar shows up again...you'd think she would have learned the first time the alarms went off on her. (Put burglar alarms on the outside of houses. Catches them before they even get a chance to pilfer your goods.)

"Shh!! I'm trying to break the law here!"

"Ha ha! I am triumphant, you petty officer! Most importantly, this green-haired child witness my victory!"

 

Anyway, life in the Gregory House goes on. Max learns how to walk...

 

 

while the burglar tries yet again to rob us.

 

This time, though, the officer wins and takes our burglar to jail.

Finally.

 

 

So Alexa and Andrew decide to watch a scary movie and talk about love and how good it is.

It's good indeed, Alexa.

*squeee!!* So much cute!

 

Aww, sibling love.

Whoops. Sorry, Roxanne. Just, uh, go to the next picture.

 

What's Andrew up to?

 

Aww, how sweet!

Roxanne is feeling adventurous so she head to the mausoleum to see if there's anything cool inside.

What's that thing they say in Star Wars? "I've got a bad feeling about this"?

 

Apparently, there are Zombie bears in the mausoleum, and an encounter with them makes you end up looking like this:

 

If Roxanne had a Facebook page, this would totally be her profile picture.

"Remember Kids: be safe when exploring dark and dangerous places. And watch out for Zombie Bears.

 

Roxanne makes it home all right, though Max is worried about his Mom's mental condition when she picks him up first thing.

 

Off-camera, Roxanne has been busy increasing her gardening, cooking, and fishing skills, and now she can finally make Ambrosia and never get older! YAY!

The magical vortex/aura around her dish worries Roxanne, but on the other hand this was way too much work to not eat it. Also, I'm sure it smells great.

 

And with that, we finally end chapter 2!

 

Next time on Roxanne Gregory and the 100 Baby Challenge: More Babies! :D