Friday, August 30, 2013

Skyward Sword Vs Twilight Princess: Princess Zelda

 

Welcome to Round 2 of Skyward Sword vs. Twilight Princess! Today we throw the game's namesake into the ring and let them duke it out! Sword Vs. Harp, who wins?
 
 
Alright so, for a brief recap of what each princess does in her game, lets get into the summaries of character!
 
The land of Hyrule has long been protected by the four light spirits. But when Princess Zelda's coronation preparations are ruined by Zant, a mysterious curtain of twilight falls over Hyrule, transforming most of the denizens of Hyrule into spirits, unaware that anything has truly changed. Only Zelda remains unaffected due to her wielding the Triforce of Wisdom. Left alone in a world of spirits, Zelda is forced to watch as her kingdom falls into darkness. If only someone would come...

So Zelda in Twilight Princess is very...well, she's not as big to the plot as she could have been. You meet her in the first twenty minutes or so and she tells Link why he's stuck as a wolf, apologizes for him being imprisoned, and then hurries you out so the guard doesn't get him and Midna. Then we don't see her until about half-way through, when she SPOILERS! gives Midna her life force so that she can continue to guide Link to the Master Sword. Then, we don't see her until the end of the game, where we have to fight her and then fight with her all in the same final battle.
 
While her archery skills are amazing, the problem lies in the fact she's only in the game for three scenes. And she spends most of the second half of the game as a lifeless body anyways, so that doesn't even count.
 
It seems like she had a lot of potential for a great character, but they just ended up rushing the game because I mean, come on, she wields a freakin' sword in her intro cutscene. They could have done so much with that. She also, like, the only brunette Zelda out there (automatically making her my favorite and making me wish I had my long hair back so I could better cosplay her one day.
 
There's probably a reason why they made Midna the Twilight Princess instead of Zelda (nice red herring by the way)...
 
 
Skyward Sword's Zelda is the daughter of headmaster Gaepora at the Skyloft Knights academy and long time friend of Link. On the 25th anniversary of the Wing Ceremony, Zelda is chosen to act as the Goddess Hylia's proxy at the Ceremony's end. This causes Groose, Link's rival and Zelda's abhorrent admirer to attempt to stop Link from ever having a chance at winning. Zelda reprimands Groose for doing so, even when she intitally thinks Link is faking not being able to sense his Loftwing and pushing him off of Skyloft. (Luckily she rescues him....)
 
Overjoyed that Link is victorious, the two finish the ceremony and then enjoy a flight around the clouds. But Zelda's hauting dreams of the world below the clouds are about to come true as a tornado whisks her away from the world she knows to a world below.
 
Zelda in Skyward Sword is a much more vibrant character. The game does a great job of making you feel like she's on your side and you have a history together, and you spend a lot of the early game just chatting with her. Then, when the game gets started, you spend the first three dungeons chasing her down, with the second one giving you a teaser of a reunion, and the third one getting interrupted by Ghirahim.
 
What happens when you finally go into the past and see Zelda is probably one of the most heart-wrenching cutscenes ever. MAJOR BIG KAHUNA SPOILERS! Zelda reveals to you that she's the Goddess Hylia reborn in a mortal form. After the first two dungeons, she remembered her past life and then she, a goddess, apologizes to Link for stringing him along because she knew he'd do anything to rescue Zelda from harm. She powers up the Master Sword, and then she seals herself away, all with Link pounding on her crystal, begging her to stay with him. I almost cried.
 
So this round hands down goes to Skyward Sword Zelda. She's WAY more involved in the plot than Twilight Princess, and she actually has personality that makes you like her and makes you want to go after her, even when you really don't want to face evil boss-guy of doom.
 
Skyward Sword: 2
Twilight Princess: 0
 
Don't worry, Twilight Princess is going to make a comeback next round.


Sunday, August 25, 2013

Chapter 2: In Which I Hijack the Plot part 2

This chapter could alternately be titled: Cutesy Family Moments.

 
While Andrew is disappointed that his marshmellows all got burned (burned marshmellows are delicious), something sinister lurks in the shadows.

 
Yeah, the burglar didn't take anything, but she drove away...after beating up the cop. Nice to know our cops are doing great...

 
Max slept through the whole thing. Aww, cute little guy.

See? Happiest baby.

*dies from cuteness*

 
So the burglar shows up again...you'd think she would have learned the first time the alarms went off on her. (Put burglar alarms on the outside of houses. Catches them before they even get a chance to pilfer your goods.)

"Shh!! I'm trying to break the law here!"

"Ha ha! I am triumphant, you petty officer! Most importantly, this green-haired child witness my victory!"
 
Anyway, life in the Gregory House goes on. Max learns how to walk...
 
 
while the burglar tries yet again to rob us.

 
This time, though, the officer wins and takes our burglar to jail.

Finally.
 
 
So Alexa and Andrew decide to watch a scary movie and talk about love and how good it is.


It's good indeed, Alexa.

*squeee!!* So much cute!
 

Aww, sibling love.

Whoops. Sorry, Roxanne. Just, uh, go to the next picture.
 
What's Andrew up to?
 

Aww, how sweet!


Roxanne is feeling adventurous so she head to the mausoleum to see if there's anything cool inside.
What's that thing they say in Star Wars? "I've got a bad feeling about this"?
 
Apparently, there are Zombie bears in the mausoleum, and an encounter with them makes you end up looking like this:
 
If Roxanne had a Facebook page, this would totally be her profile picture.

"Remember Kids: be safe when exploring dark and dangerous places. And watch out for Zombie Bears.
 
Roxanne makes it home all right, though Max is worried about his Mom's mental condition when she picks him up first thing.
 

Off-camera, Roxanne has been busy increasing her gardening, cooking, and fishing skills, and now she can finally make Ambrosia and never get older! YAY!

The magical vortex/aura around her dish worries Roxanne, but on the other hand this was way too much work to not eat it. Also, I'm sure it smells great.
 
And with that, we finally end chapter 2!
 
Next time on Roxanne Gregory and the 100 Baby Challenge: More Babies! :D

Saturday, August 17, 2013

Chapter 2: In Which I Hijack the Plot part 1

 
Hey everyone! I hope you're enjoying Sim Baby cuteness while I apologize for the lack of progress on the story. I kinda lost momentum and got self-conscious about writing. But, I want to finish the story...or at least continue it. Anyways, so I realized that Roxanne was going to get old pretty quick, and I didn't want that happening to her. And at the time, I only had Ambitions installed so no easy potions to make Sims young again. So I decided it was time to max out gardening, fishing and cooking skills so Roxanne could made Ambrosia. But I didn't want the babies growing up and moving out, causing a huge age gap between kids, so I turned off aging and story progression.
 
Before I started on that sidequest though, I got one more baby...
Seriously, I love all these interactions.
 
 
Despite the pattering of the twins everywhere, Roxanne wanted a little baby once again.
 
"Maybe we shouldn't have started with Smoke Detector..."
"Ugh, seriously? I'm in the middle of teaching my son how to speak!"
 
So Roxanne went out with Sherman Bagley, and she kind of left him in bed while she went to...
 
Yeah, that. She must have an esophagus of steel because at the rate she's going to get going...
 
 
Also, I got bored with Roxanne's hair and I realized I never did a close up of Roxanne. So here it is!
 
The twins bond over eating plastic heads together.
 
Outside of super-cute babyland, Roxanne is standing upright next to her bed in the middle of the night again. Naturally this means she's expecting once again.
 
 
As Roxanne's tummy protrudes, it's time for our second round of birthdays!
 

 
Andrew ages up first while celebrating his older sister's aging up? (Only in Sims world...)
 
 
Andrew also forgets how to use the toilet and pees his pants. Luckily, Alexa was aging up and didn't remember the incident.
 
 
 
Sorry there's not a shot of Andrew as a kid, but you'll see plenty of him later.

 
Roxanne gets into an argument about garbage with Sherman. Maybe he's upset that she never takes out the trash?

"Oh my gosh I'm so hungry!!"

"HOLY CRAP I'M HAVING A BABY!"


 
Apparently, Sherman gets called off base and comes to the hospital. I'm not used to seeing love interests going in like that. (Remember, the first one was trapped in our basement.)

 
And I crappily attempt to get a shot of Baby Max with his Mom. (I also screwed up the ABC order I was going for. Max is a combo breaker. Yeah, cause we were so far in...

 
 
I love how the twins are sitting together on the bus. It just makes me love them so much more.

Max becomes a toddler!
 
 

Alexa remembers to join in as well.

 
WHAT THE BLONDE?! How did?! I don't even!! Sim Genetics everyone.

So much cute!!

I think I'm going to explode from the cuteness!

 
Max Gregory: Baby 3

 
Roxanne and Andrew bond over video games...

Max wins the happiest baby award.
 
while the kids bond with each other.

 
Life with just three kids isn't so bad...