Roxanne Gregory and the Hundred Baby Challenge
(ten points to Gryffindor for the Harry Potter sound-alike)
(which reminds me I need to re-log into pottermore)
Welcome Friends, to Roxanne Gregory's 100 Baby challenge. Why am I doing this? Well, why not? After all, my favorite way to play the Sims is to make lots of sim babies and stuff, so why not do it?
Shall we introduce our lovely leading lady?
Here she is, Miss Roxanne Gregory!
As a brief aside, personality-wise, Roxanne is a flirty, hopeless romantic. She's also very charismatic (or she will be!), and friendly. All of this nicely fits in with her family oriented manner, and her desire to raise five children. Little does she know she's not only going to accomplish that wish, she's going to surpass it twenty times over! (Five times twenty is one hundred, for those who don't get the joke.)
Anywho, I would have waited a few Sim-weeks until Roxanne had a few of her skills (cooking and repair to name two off the top of my head), more along, but Sim-Daylight is a burning!
So Foxy-Roxy charms her way into this guy's heart. She invites him over for the evening. He says yes.
Wow, we're off to a kicking start. (*sigh*, no other sims to put the plumbob over. Sorry!)
And...well...one thing leads to another...and...
Dang he's ripped...
What do you say we give these two some privacy?
Oh, did I mention Roxanne is a budding serial killer?
Plot Twist! Betcha didn't see that one coming!
I didn't? Oh well...Back to the leading Lady!
Yeah, there was a door there. WAS.
So, after sending victim number one to his doom, let's check on Roxanne!
Nothing like a budding chef!
Roxanne gets back to life as usual, except something feels off today. She's not sure what.
Poor kid, she's gonna have a lot of this going on...
Oh...That's what.
With nothing better to do, and her feeling so out of sorts today, Roxanne heads for the spa for some R&R. And hopefully no more throwing up.
Two men, both alike in dignity, in fair Riverview where we lay our scene...
So, at this point in the game, Roxanne doesn't have a whole lot of wishes to fulfill...So I'm caving and letting her get a tattoo while man/victim shopping.
Funnily enough, for some odd reason the action cancels, and Roxanne leaves tattoo-less. I'm just as confused as you guys are.
Yeah, the motorcycle is TOTALLY making this challenge worth it.
As you can see, Roxanne makes it home in time to throw up again. Poor kid...she really should clean her toilet. I hate barfing as much as the next person, but barfing into a dirty toilet? Ugh, I'm gagging just thinking about it.
I kinda wish Sims wouldn't wake up when they get pregnant. I kinda wish they'd just wake up in maternity wear.
Later that night, Roxanne awakens to find that her clothes have miraculously changed into a long night gown. Also, her stomach is protruding outwards, and she can feel something moving in there. Yep, she's pregnant! Yay!
She looks just about as exhausted about ralphing as I do...
Sadly, Roxanne's not done spewing her guts. Nor will she be for a LOOOONG time.
To be honest, she doesn't really look pregnant here. Just like I made bad fashion choices for her to wear.
Roxanne is off to go do something. Probably get a massage. It's been over a year since I started this thing, give me a break. You expect me to remember every little detail that went on?
Oh yeah, I kinda forgot about our first victim.
"I just want to got to bed, bath, and beyond!" (yeah, that was a lame pun. shut up, I thought it was funny.)
For some weird reason, he hasn't died yet. He's collapsed, made a mess of his death room, and generally complained how hungry he was. But he's not dying...
Roxanne is looking very pregnant now, so I expect our first baby to be born very soon.
Yep! Time to head to the hospital and start becoming really good friends with the staff there.
If Roxanne had a facebook page, this would totally be her profile picture.
Pregnant Lady on a Motorcycle.
Whoa...she looks so skinny here!
Roxanne surprises me with Twins! Woo-Hoo! We're getting this off to a great start! 98 kids to go! I'm also surprised with the baby bassinet. It kind of reminds me of the sims 1, back in the day where you could only move the baby in buy mode, and you had to hope and pray you were doing enough things to make the baby happy...Sorry, getting off topic.
As cool as it would be, Roxanne, you can't drive home on a motorcycle with Twins.
Meet Alexa, the first girl of the Gregory clan!
"Give me more screen time! and I hate this crib!"
And here's Andrew, the oldest of the Gregory boys! (Or the Gregory Bros, but I think that name's taken by someone on Youtube)
"Wait, wasn't Alexa just in here? Where did she go?!"
Anyways, Roxanne is feeling pretty landlocked at the moment, so she hires a babysitter to watch the twins so she doesn't go crazy.
"Okay, the twins should be down for their naps so all you really need to do is just make sure to be here if they wake up when I'm gone."
"Whatever, lady."
This encounter leaves Roxanne anxious about the teen years that she'll inevitably face, but nonetheless, the babysitter becomes a semi-familiar face around the Gregory household.
A few days later, it's time for the twins' birthday!
"Alexa, Honey, eat some cake, not mommy's shirt!"
Yeah, nothing says happy birthday like leaving a kid on the floor.
YES! First Green Haired child! The genes are strong in this one.
BALD?! How the heck am I supposed to know his hair color if he's BALD?!
Now that the twins are old enough, Roxanne gets straight to work teaching them the essentials of life.
Alexa finds this whole potty thing weird.
Alexa Gregory
Andrew Gregory
Hey, look at that! He's got his dad's hair!
The last couple of pictures will just be of cutesy family moments. Because I thought they were cute, so you should too.
"I'll never be a musician if my stupid brother and mommy don't move!"
Kids are very demanding...
daaaawwwwwww!
Dang it, I love Sim babies...
And that concludes our first chapter of Roxanne's exciting journey into motherhood!
